The Holy Potato Blog is here, for it is I the potato who thinks he is Holy as he can be found in various forms and situations.
I am a grounded organism, for I am found deep inside the mother earth below the feet of the humans and the animals, I am also the one who can feed a person or when I am angry, kill a human too, I am the death incarnate, kids love me, but they do not know because of consuming me along with my nasty pal called the oil and then I do belly dance and call it a day.
The humans have realised this folly, and now they have decided to turn me into a pulp and drink me like water. The mad Humans call this liquid vodka and apparently, it treats them from the inside, (with the only caveat being that the liver suffers badly), making the humans go gaga and do stupid things. But little do they know, the grounded me that haunted their tummies as a solid is back with a vengeance and now will haunt more and more and more, in the forms no one can imagine, and I shall reign supreme till the end of the Earth (hehehehehehe……..)
The humans fail to realise that if I and my pals die, they die too. Some humans have discovered that the earth that they find dear is now decaying into a wasteland full of rust and dust, so they have decided to make the final frontier their trash can. But I shall remain immortal, for my little essences be floating away in stardust haunting the humans of what they left behind.
Let this holy potato blog be a stark reminder of what you humans are about to venture into. there is still time to surrender to the greens and live peacefully, and not go beyond what we do not know with primitive technology of today.