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Potato Stared at Work and Work Stared Back
By the time Potato realised it was late, the office had already decided it was…
Renewed Annually, Doubt Included
The potato becomes aware at the exact moment your cursor stops moving. This is not…
THE POTATO WHO DID NOT BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS
(A Festive Error in Several Acts) The Universe, Briefly Explained and Immediately Misunderstood In the…
A Potato, a Candle, and a Normal Day
The potato woke up screaming, which was alarming because potatoes do not have lungs, throats,…
Storage Conditions Apply
The potato is almost thirty years old when the silence stops feeling temporary and starts…
Life, Death, and the Quiet Places Between Them
I came into the world inside a darkness so complete it felt less like the…
